. "The lift is being fixed for next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable."
2. In a Shanghai hotel elevator: "Please leave your values at the front desk."
3. In a Hangzhou hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
4. In a Jilin hotel: "You are very invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
5. In a Wuxi dry cleaner: "Please drop your trousers here for best results."
6. Outside a Tianjin clothing shop: "Order your summer suits quick. Because of big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation."
7. In a Xian tailor shop: "Ladies may have a fit upstairs."
8. In a Guilin hotel: "Because of impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose."
9. An ad by Kunming dentist: "Teeth extracted by the latest methodists."
10. In a Hangzhou zoo: "Please do not feed animals. If you have suitable food give it to the guard on duty."
11. In a Taiyuan bar: "Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts."
12. In a Huashan temple: "It is forbidden to enter a woman. Even a foreigner if dressed as a man."
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