CYBERWORLD

LIFE STYLE FORUM
 
HomeHome  PortalPortal  FAQFAQ  SearchSearch  RegisterRegister  MemberlistMemberlist  UsergroupsUsergroups  Log in  

Share | 
 

 JUST JOKE

View previous topic View next topic Go down 
AuthorMessage
Admin
Admin


Number of posts : 321
Registration date : 2007-07-21

PostSubject: JUST JOKE   Fri Jul 27, 2007 8:27 pm

1.girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.


2. Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you.


3. God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi ..
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.


4. The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The
nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray "Take only one. God is
watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a
large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."


5. One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
MOM : "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school."
SON : "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school."
MOM : "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school."
SON : "One, all the chilldren hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me."
MOM : "Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school."
SON : "Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?"
MOM : "One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your responsibilities.
Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://cyberworld.forumotion.com
 
JUST JOKE
View previous topic View next topic Back to top 
Page 1 of 1
 Similar topics
-
» Joke and funny / tham lus tso daj tso luag ua si lom zem,
» UK election fever (mild one), with a joke at the end
» Nintendolife is a joke now that theblackdragon controls the forums D|
» Joke Battle Pink Kryptonite Superman Vs Son Goku
» Default Funny Dialogue Jokes

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
CYBERWORLD :: Miscellaneous :: Just For Laugh-
Jump to: