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		<title>Just For Laugh</title>
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			<title>SOME COMPUTER JOKES</title>
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			<description>Any time you feel dumb, don't worry. Check out the following excerpts from a &quot;Wall Street Journal&quot; article by Jim Carlton. Lots of people are dumber than you.



1. Compaq is considering changing the command &quot;Press Any Key&quot; to &quot;Press Return Key&quot; because of the many calls asking where the &quot;Any&quot; key is.



2. AST technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned out to be the plastic bag  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 09 Aug 2007 07:07:43 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>The three FASTER way of communication in the world</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<strong>What are the three fastest ways of communication?
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Three fastest means of communication in the world. 
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Tele-phone
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Tele-vision
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Tell-a-woman.
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You still want faster?
<br />

<br />
Tell her not to tell anyone :-) Very soon many people will know!</strong>]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 11:35:36 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Ah Beng's e-meow (EMAIL)</title>
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			<description>Dear Ah Lian



Thanks you for your letter. Wrong time no see you. How everything? 



For me, I am quiet find. You say in your letter your TAUKEH soh want you to chain your look?



Somemore you must wear kick kok soo, hope you can WOK properly. You know, Ah Kau Kia working in a SOFT WHERE company now. Last week, he take I, Muthu &amp; few of his friend to May Nonut to eat BARGER. After that he take we all go to KALAH OK. 



Muthu sing and sing no stop until the sky bright. Next week,  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 11:32:49 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Man!!! will you do the same?</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<strong>A man is dying of Cancer. 
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<br />
His son asked him, &quot;Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of AIDS?&quot;
<br />
Answer:&quot;So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom!&quot;</strong>]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 11:29:02 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>JUST JOKE</title>
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			<description>1.girl: Will you love me after marriage also?

boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.





2. Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills. 

Wife: When must I give them to him? 

Doctor: They are for you.





3. God saw me hungry, he created pizza .

He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi ..

He saw me in dark, he created light . 

He saw me without problems, he created YOU. 





4. The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 11:27:27 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Learn Hokkien?</title>
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			<description>Hokkien is easy. Just remember:



Children is gina kia



Bird is chiao kia



Korean Car is Kia



Give birth is seh kia



Furniture is Ikea



Police is mata kia 



Small house is chu kia



Country name is Czechoslovakia



Puppy is kau kia



Kitten is niao kia



Chicken is kuey kia



Pig is tu kia



H/phone is Nokia 



I'm Hokkien kia



Malay is huan kia



Hindu is kit leng kia



Guai lou is ang mo kia



Chinese is t'ng lang kia



Japanese  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 11:20:27 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Should Children Witness Childbirth?</title>
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			<description>Should Children Witness Childbirth?



Due to a power outage at the time in Dublin, only one paramedic responded to the call.



The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Katelyn, a 3 year old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Katelyn did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 11:07:30 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>A Dog Named Sex</title>
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			<description>Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog’s license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex.



He said, “I would like to have one too!” Then I said, “But she is a dog!” He said he didn’t care what she looked like. I said, “You don’t understand. … I have had Sex since I was nine years old.” He replied, “You must have been quite a strong boy.” When  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 11:05:30 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Dirty mind or not?</title>
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			<description>i'm sure you can imagine

it's as simple as it can b

the place is jalan imbi

the people He &amp; She

she whispered, &quot;will it hurt?&quot;

&quot;of course not,&quot; he assured her

&quot;it's a very simple process

you can rely on me.&quot;

&quot;i'm rather frightened,&quot; she said

&quot;i've not done it b4.&quot;

he started to convince her 

that it will not hurt a bit

and finally she consented

then he started to work on it

its was nearly an hour later

neither  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 09:58:25 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Biology Lesson</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<strong>At a Biology class, the teacher asked the class:
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&quot;Why is that during childhood, gals tend to grow taller than guys?&quot;
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A student replied: &quot;That's because guys have balls and that weighs them down.&quot;
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Teacher: &quot;Then why is that at maturity, guys tend to grow taller than gals?&quot;
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Student: &quot;That's because gals have breasts and they are heavier than the guy's balls.&quot;</strong>]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 09:47:08 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>some laughter</title>
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			<description>Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?

A: Both keep searching for new holes. 



Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?

A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5- days and if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble. 



Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?

A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology.When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology. 



Q: What's the height of recycling?

A:  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 09:43:55 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Mom... Can You Buy Me a Bra?</title>
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			<description>Mum, can I ask you something?&quot;

&quot;Sure! What about?&quot;

&quot;You see, I'm already fourteen and.... I think it's just proper that I should own one.&quot;

&quot;And what is this 'one' you're referring to?&quot;

&quot;Could you buy me a neat set of brassieres?&quot;

&quot;No.&quot;

&quot;But my nipples are already prominent and it catches attention.&quot;

&quot;Nope.&quot;

&quot;It will be just proper at my age...&quot;

&quot;I said no way...!&quot;

&quot;But all of  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 09:11:05 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Condom Brands</title>
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			<description>Which condom would you use....



Nike Condoms: Just do it.



Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.



Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.



Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.



Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.



Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.



Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.



Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, its that simple.



Ford Condoms: The best never rest.



Chevy  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 09:09:01 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>A Man Walks into a Pharmacy...</title>
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			<description>A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the store

laughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is weird, but, hey, there's

no law preventing weird people from buying condoms. Maybe it's a good thing.



The next day, the man comes back to the store, purchases another condom, and

once again he leaves the store laughing wildly. This piques the interest of

the pharmacist. What's so funny about buying a rubber, anyway?



So he tells his clerk, &quot;If this  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 08:53:37 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Soft and Hard</title>
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			<description>A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question.

As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman

beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They

are both quite startled.



The man turns to her and says, &quot;Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as

your breast, I know you'll forgive me.&quot;



She replies, &quot;If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436.&quot; </description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 08:52:13 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Want to know the meaning of your name???</title>
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			<description>Instructions: What you do is find out what each letter of our name means.



Then connect all the meanings and it describes YOU. (It's TRUE!!)

(Isn't it GREAT!!)



PS: If you have double or triple letters, just count the meaning once.





For Example: D A V E



D - You have trouble trusting people.

A - You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind.

V - You have a very good physique and looks.

E - You are a very exciting person.







A - You can be very quiet  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 08:46:02 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Very Funny, Should be Viewed by Everyone</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEYCN3hVTYI" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEYCN3hVTYI</a>]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 08:42:01 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Horse-yy Joke</title>
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			<description>A man was sitting reading his paper when his wife hit him round the

head with a frying pan. 

&quot;What was that for?&quot; the man asked. 

The wife replied &quot;That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny

on it that I found in your pants pocket&quot;. 

The man then said &quot;When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name

of the horse I bet on&quot; 

The wife apologized and went on with the housework. 

Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 08:40:34 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>80% of M'sians going to UK to study law?</title>
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			<description>UK Immigration Officer: Purpose of visit?



Visitor: I'm here to study law, sir.



Officer: You know, you must have a lot of lawyers in Malaysia .



Visitor: Why do you say that?



Officer: Well, i've been here for a good twenty years, and I'd say 80% of Malaysians I see here say they're here to read law.



Visitor: Oh, really? That's really something i never knew. Hard to believe in fact.



Officer: Just you watch, then. You just stand here until the next Malaysian comes along,  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 08:34:19 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Mr. Bean</title>
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			<description>MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:



Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?



Mr. Bean: 9



Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?



Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the

answer is 6!!

-------------------



AT AN ATM MACHINE:



Friend: What are you looking at?



Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.



Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?



Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!

---------------------



MARRIAGE:



Friend: How many women  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 08:31:07 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Don't Stop!</title>
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			<description>A mother told her teenage daughter: &quot;If someone sexually harasses you by touching your top part, you must shout &quot;DON'T !&quot;. Touching your

low part you must shout &quot;STOP !&quot;.



Next day, the daughter came back crying home and told her

mother she was sexually harassed. The mother was so angry and asked her

why &quot;What happened my baby?&quot;



&quot;It was terrible mother,.......sob.......I was in the elevator

when he came in.....and there were just the two  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 08:00:23 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Second Opinion</title>
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			<description>A man went to the doctor for his first prostate exam, and asked the doctor how the procedure is performed.



The doctor replied while putting on his glove and some K-Y jelly around his forefinger, &quot;I insert this finger into your rectum and look for lumps and what not.&quot;



&quot;You're going to stick that finger up my ass?&quot; the patient asked.



&quot;Yes.&quot; The doctor said.



&quot;While you're at it, I want you to stick two fingers up my ass.&quot;



&quot;Why?&quot;  ...</description>
			<category>Just For Laugh</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 07:58:08 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Poems Written by Husband to Wife</title>
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			<description>I wrote your name on sand it got washed.

I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.

Then I wrote your name on my heart &amp; I got Heart Attack



******



God saw me hungry, he created pizza.

He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.

He saw me in dark, he created light.

He saw me without problems, he created YOU.



******

Twinkle Twinkle little star

You should know what you are

And once you know what you are

Mental hospital is not so far.



******



The rain makes  ...</description>
			<category>Just For Laugh</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 07:49:27 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/just-for-laugh-f37/poems-written-by-husband-to-wife-t191.htm#191</comments>
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			<title>Girls Age</title>
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			<description>What is the difference between girls aged:



8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68?







At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.  





At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.  





At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.  





At 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.  





At 48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.  





At 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story.  





At 68 - If you take her to bed, that'll be  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 07:38:19 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/just-for-laugh-f37/girls-age-t189.htm#189</comments>
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			<title>Girls before married</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<strong>GIRL before marriage looks like Barbie doll,
<br />
After merriage Beautiful doll,
<br />
after one year Nice doll,
<br />
after two years only doll,
<br />
after three years
<br />
PANADOL</strong>]]></description>
			<category>Just For Laugh</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 07:36:04 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>story of ladio, labbit, lolls-loyce, liewlian and LANCIAU</title>
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			<description>Message: One of the main reasons why in recent years the Malaysian Government has always ensured that their Miss Universe representative were of tertiary level education or higher was because of the following incident which occurred not too many years ago.

...

..

.



It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and the 3 finalists, Miss USA, Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore are being asked 3 simple questions:



MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting  ...</description>
			<category>Just For Laugh</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 07:27:53 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/just-for-laugh-f37/story-of-ladio-labbit-lolls-loyce-liewlian-and-lanciau-t185.htm#185</comments>
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			<title>The Soldier and The Nun</title>
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			<description>A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, &quot;Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later.&quot; 





The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?&quot;



The nun replied, &quot;He went that way.&quot; After the MP's ran off, 

the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, &quot;I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq.&quot;





The nun said, &quot;I understand completely.&quot;  ...</description>
			<category>Just For Laugh</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 07:23:35 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/just-for-laugh-f37/the-soldier-and-the-nun-t184.htm#184</comments>
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			<title>The Stress Test</title>
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			<description>If you are unable to answer these 2 very simple questions, tell yourself &quot;I am under Stress&quot;.



There are the 2 very simple questions for you.Don't think or worry too much about it.



1. What do you call a mouse with two legs?

















Make a guess &amp; scroll down for the answer.

















Answer for question 1.





Mickey Mouse.





Did you get it? - if not, never mind try the second question)







Now the second question:-2. What  ...</description>
			<category>Just For Laugh</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 07:12:36 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Your Name Dictates Your Job</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.gigglegoo.com/index.asp?gallery/funstuff/job.asp" target="_blank">http://www.gigglegoo.com/index.asp?gallery/funstuff/job.asp</a>]]></description>
			<category>Just For Laugh</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 07:06:53 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/just-for-laugh-f37/your-name-dictates-your-job-t181.htm#181</comments>
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			<title>Ah Huay at A Job Interview</title>
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			<description>Ah Huay went for a job interview to be a secretary.



When the Manager saw Ah Huay’s colorful attire and gold &amp; white highlighted hair, his mind is screaming “NOT THIS WOMAN”.



Nevertheless, he still had to entertain Ah Huay.



So he told Ah Huay, “If you could form a sentence using the words that I give you, then maybe I will give you a chance! The words are GREEN, PINK, YELLOW, BLUE, WHITE, PURPLE and BLACK”.



Ah Huay thought for a while and said, “I hear the phone GREEN,  ...</description>
			<category>Just For Laugh</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 07:03:08 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/just-for-laugh-f37/ah-huay-at-a-job-interview-t180.htm#180</comments>
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			<title>100 Kisses</title>
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			<description>Dear Sweetheart,



I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.

You are my sweetheart



Your husband

Allen



His wife replied back after some days to her husband:



Dearest sweetheart,

Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.



1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.

2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.

3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses

instead of the rent.

4.  ...</description>
			<category>Just For Laugh</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 07:00:15 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/just-for-laugh-f37/100-kisses-t179.htm#179</comments>
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			<title>Famous Sayings</title>
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			<description>A teacher gave her fourth-grade students the beginning of a list of famous sayings and asked them to provide original endings for each one. Here are some examples of what they submitted:



A bird in the hand . . . is a real mess.



No news is . . . no newspaper.



It's better to light one candle than to . . . waste electricity.



It's always darkest . . . just before I open my eyes.



You have nothing to fear but . . . homework.



If you can't stand the heat, . . . go swimming.



A  ...</description>
			<category>Just For Laugh</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 01:54:04 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/just-for-laugh-f37/famous-sayings-t137.htm#137</comments>
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			<title>Management Tips</title>
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			<description>Management via bricks.. 



Does your Company have a problem in recruiting the 

right person for the

right Job? If yes, try this simple experiment.



Put around 100 bricks in some particular order in a 

closed room with an

open window. Then send 2-3 candidates into the 

room and close it from

outside. Leave them alone and come back after 6 

hours, and then analyze

the situation:



If they are counting and recounting the number of 

bricks - PUT THEM IN

ACCOUNTS DEPT.



If they have  ...</description>
			<category>Just For Laugh</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 01:48:29 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/just-for-laugh-f37/management-tips-t136.htm#136</comments>
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			<title>SOME STUPID ADVICE</title>
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			<description>1. Tape a chocolate bar to the outside of your microwave. If the chocolate melts you will know that the microwaves are escaping and it is time to have the oven serviced.



2. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep.



3. Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don't know.



4. Before attempting to remove stubborn stains from a garment always circle  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 01:39:27 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/just-for-laugh-f37/some-stupid-advice-t135.htm#135</comments>
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