http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/-t1.htm Chat about anything under the sun, this is the place for you to chill out and relax! JUST DO IT! Sun, 29 Jul 2007 08:07:55 GMT 10 http://illiweb.com/itest/logo/default/default1.gif http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/-t1.htm http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/nkf-affairs-t308.htm Admin http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_l38TEP3JN4]]> Chill Out Sun, 29 Jul 2007 08:07:55 GMT http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/nkf-affairs-t308.htm#308 http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/nkf-affairs-t308.htm http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/male-and-female-t218.htm Admin Do you know why girls don't keep thier mobiles in shirt pocket? B'coz can't get signals near hills & mountains. 2. Do you know why boys keep thier mobiles in pant pockets? B'coz signals are high near the tower.... 3. Question: What is the difference between pulling down a curtain and panty?? Answer: When you pull a curtain down, "It means that the show is over". But, pulling down a panty means "It's show time. 4. BOYS PLEDGE: India is our nation; Girls are our ... Chill Out Fri, 27 Jul 2007 10:59:24 GMT http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/male-and-female-t218.htm#218 http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/male-and-female-t218.htm http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/nail-in-the-fence-t216.htm Admin Make sure you read all the way down to the last sentence . > >(Most importantly the last sentence) > > > >There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His Father gave him a bag >of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he must hammer a >nail into the back of the fence. The first day the boy had driven 37 nails >into the fence. Over the next few weeks, as he learned to control his >anger, the number of nails hammered daily gradually ... Chill Out Fri, 27 Jul 2007 09:49:42 GMT http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/nail-in-the-fence-t216.htm#216 http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/nail-in-the-fence-t216.htm http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/how-to-make-a-woman-happy-t207.htm Admin [b]How to Keep a Woman Happy It's not difficult. To keep a woman happy, a man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organiser 22. a good father 23. ... Chill Out Fri, 27 Jul 2007 09:04:13 GMT http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/how-to-make-a-woman-happy-t207.htm#207 http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/how-to-make-a-woman-happy-t207.htm http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/before-after-marriage-t206.htm Admin Before the marriage: He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: NO! Don't even think about it. She: Do you love me? He: Of course! She: Have you ever cheated on me? He: NO! Why you even asking? She: Will you kiss me? He: Yes! She: Will you hit me? He: No way! I'm not such kind of person! She: Can I trust you? He: Yes. Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom ... Chill Out Fri, 27 Jul 2007 08:59:21 GMT http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/before-after-marriage-t206.htm#206 http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/before-after-marriage-t206.htm http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/girls-vs-boys-t200.htm Admin Girls' English 1.Yes = No. 2.No = Yes. 3.May-b = No. 4.It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now. 5.Do what u want = You'll pay 4 this later. 6.We need to talk" = I need to censored. 7.Sure......Go ahead = I don't want you too. 8.I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron. 9.How much do u love me? = I did something today your not goin' like me 4. 10.Is my butt fat? = Tell me i'm beautiful. 11.You have to learn to communicate! = Just ... Chill Out Fri, 27 Jul 2007 08:38:26 GMT http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/girls-vs-boys-t200.htm#200 http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/girls-vs-boys-t200.htm http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/actual-police-quotes-t197.htm Admin If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." "The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile." "So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?" "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want." "Warning! You want a warning? Okay, I'm warning you not to do that again ... Chill Out Fri, 27 Jul 2007 08:22:23 GMT http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/actual-police-quotes-t197.htm#197 http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/actual-police-quotes-t197.htm http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/super-woman-she-has-no-arms-t196.htm Admin http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GNzBFnUAdo]]> Chill Out Fri, 27 Jul 2007 08:15:33 GMT http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/super-woman-she-has-no-arms-t196.htm#196 http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/super-woman-she-has-no-arms-t196.htm http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/pc-helpline-conversation-p-t193.htm Admin There's always one. This has got to be one of the funniest things in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true story from the Word Perfect Helpline, which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the Word Perfect organization for "Termination without Cause". Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee. (Now ... Chill Out Fri, 27 Jul 2007 07:55:37 GMT http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/pc-helpline-conversation-p-t193.htm#193 http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/pc-helpline-conversation-p-t193.htm http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/cow-t192.htm Admin The wise old Mother Superior was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed, trying to make her comfortable. They gave her some warm milk to drink, but she refused it. Then one nun took the glass back to the kitchen. Remembering a bottle of whiskey received as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened it and poured a generous amount into the warm milk. Back at Mother Superior's bed, she held the glass to her lips. Mother drank a little, then a little more, then before they knew it, she ... Chill Out Fri, 27 Jul 2007 07:53:00 GMT http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/cow-t192.htm#192 http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/cow-t192.htm http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/english-noticeboard-in-china-t190.htm Admin . "The lift is being fixed for next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable." 2. In a Shanghai hotel elevator: "Please leave your values at the front desk." 3. In a Hangzhou hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid. 4. In a Jilin hotel: "You are very invited to take advantage of the chambermaid. 5. In a Wuxi dry cleaner: "Please drop your trousers here for best results." 6. Outside a Tianjin ... Chill Out Fri, 27 Jul 2007 07:46:19 GMT http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/english-noticeboard-in-china-t190.htm#190 http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/english-noticeboard-in-china-t190.htm http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/most-unsual-deaths-t183.htm Admin 1. 458BC: Playwright Aeschylus killed when an eagle drops a live tortoise on him. 2. 207BC: Philosopher Chrysippus dies of laughter after watching a drunk donkey attempt to eat figs. 3. 1327: Edward II of England murdered by having a red-hot iron inserted in his anus. 4. 1478: Duke of Clarence executed by being drown in a barre of wine (at his own request). 5. 1899: French president Felix Faure dies of s troke while recieiving oral sex. 6. 1912: Franz Reichett falls from the Eiffel ... Chill Out Fri, 27 Jul 2007 07:20:39 GMT http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/most-unsual-deaths-t183.htm#183 http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/most-unsual-deaths-t183.htm http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/weirdest-things-posted-on-ebay-t178.htm Admin 1. Your own family for 1.9m
2. Serial killer's fingernails
3. "The meaning of life"
4. Imaginary friend
5. Vampire-killing kit
6. Bloke selling advertising space on his arm
7. Russian test space shuttle
8. Ghost in a jar
9. Unknown American DJ offering $1500 to hang out with him.
10. USAF Hughes AIM-4D Falcon missile.]]> Chill Out Fri, 27 Jul 2007 06:53:15 GMT http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/weirdest-things-posted-on-ebay-t178.htm#178 http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/weirdest-things-posted-on-ebay-t178.htm http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/choose-life-t167.htm Admin Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a f big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disk players and eletrical tin openers...choose DIY and wondering who the f you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stuffing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrasement to the selfish, fked up brats you spawned to replace ... Chill Out Fri, 27 Jul 2007 05:02:39 GMT http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/choose-life-t167.htm#167 http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/choose-life-t167.htm http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/tips-puzzle-t166.htm Admin Three guys in a hotel call room service and order two large pizzas. The delivery boy brings them up with a bill for exactly $30.00. Each guy gives him a $10.00 bill, and he leaves. That's fact! When he hands the $30.00 to the cashier, he is told a mistake was made. The bill was only $25.00, not $30.00. The cashier gives the delivery boy five $1.00 bills and tells him to take it back to the 3 guys who ordered the pizza. That's fact! On the way back to their room, the delivery boy has a thought... ... Chill Out Fri, 27 Jul 2007 04:57:57 GMT http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/tips-puzzle-t166.htm#166 http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/tips-puzzle-t166.htm http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/mother-knows-best-t165.htm Admin John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, ... Chill Out Fri, 27 Jul 2007 04:55:45 GMT http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/mother-knows-best-t165.htm#165 http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/mother-knows-best-t165.htm http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/ever-wonder-why-t164.htm Admin Ever wonder... 1. why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? 2. why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? 3. why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? 4. why "abbreviated" is such a long word? 5. why doctors call what they do "practice"? 6. why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows? 7. why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? 8. ... Chill Out Fri, 27 Jul 2007 04:53:38 GMT http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/ever-wonder-why-t164.htm#164 http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/ever-wonder-why-t164.htm http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/balance-sheet-of-life-t162.htm Admin Our Birth is our Opening Balance Our Death is our Closing Balance Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities Our Creative Ideas are our Assets Heart is our Current Asset Soul is our Fixed Asset Brain is our Fixed Deposit Thinking is our Current Account Achievements are our Capital Character & Morals, our Stock-in-trade Friends are our General Reserves Values & Behavior are our Goodwill Patience is our Interest Earned Love is our Dividend Children are our Bonus Issues Education ... Chill Out Fri, 27 Jul 2007 04:46:45 GMT http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/balance-sheet-of-life-t162.htm#162 http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/balance-sheet-of-life-t162.htm http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/our-bank-account-t155.htm Admin A 92-year-old, petite, well-poised and proud man, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o'clock, with his hair fashionably combed and shaved perfectly, even though he is legally blind, moved to a nursing home today. His wife of 70 years recently passed away, making the move necessary. After many hours of waiting patiently in the lobby of the nursing home, he smiled sweetly when told his room was ready. As he maneuvered his walker to the elevator, I provided a visual description ... Chill Out Fri, 27 Jul 2007 04:02:34 GMT http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/our-bank-account-t155.htm#155 http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/our-bank-account-t155.htm http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/why-should-the-wedding-ring-be-worn-on-the-fourth-finger-t154.htm Admin There is a beautiful and convincing explanation given by the Chinese Legend... Thumb represents your Parents Second (Index) finger represents your Siblings Middle finger represents your-Self Fourth (Ring) finger represents your Life Partner & the Last (Little) finger represents your children Firstly, open your palms (face to face), bend the middle fingers and hold them together - back to back. Secondly, open and hold the remaining three fingers and the thumb - tip to tip Now, ... Chill Out Fri, 27 Jul 2007 03:51:35 GMT http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/why-should-the-wedding-ring-be-worn-on-the-fourth-finger-t154.htm#154 http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/why-should-the-wedding-ring-be-worn-on-the-fourth-finger-t154.htm http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/worth-reading-t153.htm Admin An 80-year old man was sitting on the sofa in his house along with his 45 years old highly educated son. Suddenly a crow perched on their window. The Father asked his Son, "What is this?" The Son replied "It is a crow". After a few minutes, the Father asked his Son the 2nd time, "What is this? "The Son said "Father, I have just now told you "It's a crow". After a little while, the old Father again asked his Son the 3rd time, What is this?" ... Chill Out Fri, 27 Jul 2007 03:49:03 GMT http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/worth-reading-t153.htm#153 http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/worth-reading-t153.htm http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/7-secrets-of-success-t151.htm Admin I found the answers in my room:

Roof said: Aim high
Fan said: Be cool
Clock said: Every minute is precious
Mirror said: Reflect before you act
Window said: See the world
Calendar said: Be up-to-date
Door said: Push hard to achieve your goals]]> Chill Out Fri, 27 Jul 2007 03:33:30 GMT http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/7-secrets-of-success-t151.htm#151 http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/7-secrets-of-success-t151.htm http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/interesting-aspects-of-life-t149.htm Admin There was a one hour interview on CNBC with Warren Buffet, the second richest man who has donated $31 billion to charity. Here are some very interesting aspects of his life: 1. He bought his first share at age 11 and he now regrets that he started too late! 2. He bought a small farm at age 14 with savings from delivering newspapers. 3. He still lives in the same small 3-bedroom house in mid-town Omaha , that he bought after he got married 50 years ago. He says that he has everything ... Chill Out Fri, 27 Jul 2007 03:28:28 GMT http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/interesting-aspects-of-life-t149.htm#149 http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/interesting-aspects-of-life-t149.htm http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/more-amusing-facts-t142.htm Admin Before Popeye, Olive Oyl had a boyfriend named Ham Gravy. There's a scientific term for fossilized dinosaur feces—it's known as "coprolite," which means "dung stone." The average nipple size is 0.27 inches for women and 0.22 for men. The Iroquois didn't discipline their children by spanking them. They dunked them in water. Michelangelo was considered one of the greatest poets of all time by his contemporaries. Alexander Graham Bell believed telephone calls ... Chill Out Fri, 27 Jul 2007 03:01:14 GMT http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/more-amusing-facts-t142.htm#142 http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/more-amusing-facts-t142.htm http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/some-amusing-facts-t141.htm Admin 1. For every human being on earth, there are about 200 million insects. 2. The harmonica is the world's most popular instrument. 3. By the time they are 65 years old, most Americans have watched more than nine years worth of television. 4. The puck in ice hockey can travel at up to 118 mph (190 km/h). 5. If you stretched all the nerves in the body from end to end, they would be about 47 miles long. 6. Humans have more than 600 muscles in their bodies. 7. Rubber bands last longer when ... Chill Out Fri, 27 Jul 2007 02:51:10 GMT http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/some-amusing-facts-t141.htm#141 http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/some-amusing-facts-t141.htm http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/whom-to-marry-or-not-to-marry-t139.htm Admin ONE of the greatest causes of unhappiness, nay, misery, in the world, is the steady adherence to the superstition that two young people who feel, when in each others company, the sexual excoment that is so often mistaken for love, must marry.It is folly for which thousands upon thousands are constantly paying a most ferful price. Love! Why, love means self sacrifice. It means wisdom. Many a man for love has reminained bachelor all his life. Nature has decreed that certain dispositions will antagonize ... Chill Out Fri, 27 Jul 2007 02:01:34 GMT http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/whom-to-marry-or-not-to-marry-t139.htm#139 http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/whom-to-marry-or-not-to-marry-t139.htm http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/another-nonsense-by-our-neighbour-t41.htm Admin Probe launched after police pay $2m for fake car parts Mon, Jul 23, 2007 The Straits Times KUALA LUMPUR - THE men in blue have been left red-faced after discovering that they were cheated into paying RM5 million (S$2.2 million) for imitation spare parts for police patrol cars and police vehicles. The police use mostly Proton and Perodua vehicles as patrol cars in a fleet of 21,000 vehicles nationwide. The scam was uncovered when a police logistics officer, suspecting something amiss, ... Chill Out Mon, 23 Jul 2007 07:40:36 GMT http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/another-nonsense-by-our-neighbour-t41.htm#41 http://cyberworld.forumotion.com/chill-out-f3/another-nonsense-by-our-neighbour-t41.htm